I should be out at some club hitting on broads.

Instead, I’m watching Raging Bull and getting sloshed on Jack.

You know, it’s weird. I want a lady in my life. I really do. I want a kid. I want to take my wife to my kids soccer game. I want to have grandkids…

But bastards don’t get that.

We get booze. We get gambling. We get hookers. We get late-night runs to bail your asshole friend out of Disneyland jail.

Fuck. I hate Disneyland…