Taking a cue from piratekitten. • I miss getting a fat erection, no matter how much I drink. • I miss it when my fist, face and kidneys were young. Now I bleed, ache and get tired sneezing. • I miss having a closed, juvenile police record. • I miss being able to sucker pedos at the park, kickin their asses and taking their wallet, watch and shoes. • I miss being able to bounce back after 4 hours of sleep after a night of drinking. • I miss Audra. • I miss not feeling every broken bone twist in agony everytime the weather changes. • I miss not knowing that a woman can actually take a donkey dick, a bowling pin, a couple of pingpong balls and a mini 31 flavors baseball helmet in all three holes at the same time.