Me - S’up, God.

God - S’up.

Me - Thanks for boobies.

God - Not a problem.

Me - But what’s up with periods?

God - Donno, man. They forgot to write that on the fourth day I invented whiskey. The rest is a blur.

Me - Hence zebras?

God - Hence zebras.

Me - Hey God?

God - Yup?

Me - Justin Long really sucks, huh.

God - Yup.